URANUS wasn't always this way, it was clean once... ...home to a civilized, bustling society, the entire planet of Uranus was ultimately to be laid waste, doomed and devastated by political in-fighting, strife, corruption, and injustice... Politically there were two parties: Those for TP on one side, and those who were for plain old water on the other. The TP Party and the Water Party had deep, irreconcilable philosophical differences. The TP Party was continuously accused of corrupt political motivations. All they wanted to do was sell more TP. The Water Party would always come again with the same old warning: "You don't need TP, They are just trying to sell you more and more TP. All you ever needed was water. Water costs nothing. It's FREE... and it's the only thing that can clean URANUS" It was well known that the TP Party was corrupt. Their only driving motivation was greed. The TP Party motto: "TP: It's for the higher class." That was their motto, way back when... Ultimately the corruption of the TP Party proved unstoppable. Uranus was covered with every type of filth, and to such a degree that no force, equipped with any amout of TP, however great the quantity, would have the power to restore cleanliness to Uranus... The TP Party new this but, all they wanted to do was sell more TP, a scheme through which they would continue to enrich the powerful TP stockholders. Their selfish corruption lead to their explosive final slogan: "TP: It's the only thing that can make Uranus clean." The Water Party knew this was a lie but, the TP Party had become far too powerful, seeping it's filth into all levels of the administrative power structure. The TP Party, after consolidating all political power, in their final act declared water to be illegal... This meant CERTAIN DOOM for Uranus... A doom from which it would NEVER RECOVER... The most elite members of the TP Party already knew this. For many years they had been carefully laying out their secret plans. Uranus was doomed to destruction, and so they were making preparations, secretly assembling top engineers and scientists from all over the globe. In the event of global disaster, the most elite TP members, the Party Faithful, the True Believers of the TP Party, they would be saved... This is their story... Deep inside of Uranus, the TP Party had secretly built Interplanetary Escape Pods, just waiting for the day of disaster which was coming all too soon... ...it was only a matter of time...